"Bush Moving on Air Pollution"--headline, Associated Press, May 14

I guess the air is getting thick!

"Hillary Stumps Ohio"--headline, NewsMax.com, May 6

And the question is "What state is south of your Border?"

"Cloning: Scientists vs. Consumers"--headline, BusinessWeek, May 4

I choose consumers.  They help the economy.

"Plan to Move Police Oversight Unit Ripped"--headline, Chicago Sun-Times, May 4

Should have stayed with the Kevlar Units!

"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama Criticize Bush at Black Mayors Conference"--headline, FoxNews.com, May 5

Didn't Whoopi get in trouble for doing the same thing?

"Bush and Queen Celebrate Common Values"--headline, New York Times, May 7

A step down for the Queen?

"UN Says Global Warming Is Confusing Birds and Whales"--headline, Deutsche Welle Web site, May 8

Ok, I know birds swim, but I dont want to see a whale fly!

"Hearing Scheduled Today on Clinton Dog Ordinance"--headline, Clarion-Ledger (Jackson, Miss.), May 11

Sounds like Bad news for Monica.

"State No. 1 in Nuts"--headline, Las Cruces (N.M.) Sun-News, May 10

New York is shipping its garbage to Virginia, and its Bellvue patients to NM????

"Rice Says Turkey Leaning Toward Europe"--headline, Associated Press, May 10

Stuffing intervenes.

"Reuters Trustees Say Sale Won't Hurt Journalism"--headline, New York Times, May 16

Cant hurt what you dont have.

"Former Dead Musician Sues YouTube Over Unauthorized Videos"--headline, Associated Press, May 15

Well, the joke goes about all the lawyers are in hell..........

"Nutter Wins in Democratic Primary"--headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, May 16

Truth in headlines?