"Sheehan Treated at Waco Hospital"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 12

What happened to the Politically correct way of saying "Mentally Disturbed"?

"Europe High-Speed Train Sees Passenger Jump"--headline, MSNBC.com, Aug. 14

Kind of an extreme way to get out of paying the fare.

"Census Shows Growth of Immigrants"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 15

Must the NBA's recruiting class.

"Men With Low Testosterone More Likely to Die"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 14

Men with HIgh Testerone die too.

"Woman Says Wild Board Chased Her on College Campus"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 15

Come on!  Call them a Male Chavist pig.  Stop with the Euphamism already.

"Feds Catch Drug Kingpin While Fishing"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 16

Did some one fit him with Cement shoes?

"US Immigrant Population Jumps"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 15

I wonder if they were riding those high speed trains?

"Chicken Plant Told to Cut Crow-Scaring Racket"--headline, Canadian Broadcast Corp. Web site, Aug. 16

"See this Chicken?  You are next unless you cooperate!"