Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on November 13, 2007 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Many Found Sexually Active Into the 70s"--headline, New York Times, Aug. 23

The 80s were a drag decade tho.

"Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23

"Pay up or we poop!"

"Warner Brothers to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies"--headline, Slashdot.org, Aug. 22

Pounders and above were deemed too heavy of a subject matter.

"Japanese Researchers Freeze Ovaries, Put Them Back"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 23

And they wonder why we have Mad Cow Disease.

"WHO: Infectious Diseases Spread Faster"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 22

I dunno, but we better stop them.

"Study: Men With 'Cavemen' Faces Most Attractive to Women"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 23

So that is why Geico keeps running those stupid commercials.

"Chemists Figure Out What Makes Coffee Bitter"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 23

I would be bitter too if you roasted my nuts!

"Cuba Foreign Minister Says Castro Health Rumors Untrue"--headline, WTVJ-TV Web site (Miami), Aug. 24

This just in - Fidel Castro's condition remains unchanged.  He is still dead.

"Hot Weather Supposed to Bring On Cooler Temps Forecasters Say"--headline, Herald Leader (Lexington, Ky.), Aug. 27

Yay for Global Warming!  Oh, wait - boo!  I hate the cold.

"Hungary Devour Italy"--headline, Khaleej Times (Dubai, United Arab Emirates), Aug. 24

Turkey and Greece next?

"Biden Says Bush Wants to Delay Chaos"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 29

New Presedential Platform - Unleash Chaos!  And let slip the dogs of.......

"Clinton, Edwards Butt Heads"--headline, Portsmouth (N.H.) Herald News, Aug. 28

I dont like either, but I wont go so far as to call them Butt heads.

"Face Transplants May Be Safer Than Thought, Researchers Say"--headline, Courier-Journal (Louisville, Ky.), Aug. 29

There goes that thought again.  Do not think!  It is dangerous!

"10 Years Later, Mother Teresa Remembered"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 5

Pretty neat trick for someone who is dead.  I hope I remember after I die too!

"Bush War Leaves Central African Villages Deserted"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 30

Now they are blaming Iraq for deserted African Villages!  What next?  Did the Col get this one yet?

"Iran Replaces Revolutionary Guards' Head"--headline, Forbes.com, Sept. 1

They replaced it with a Butt and no one noticed.

"Officers Shoot Bull Running on Freeway"--headline, Deseret Morning News (Salt Lake City), Aug. 31

"Hey Joe, didya see that fox in that convertible?"

"First American Expects to Cut Another 1,300 Jobs"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 4

Even the founding fathers had labor problems.

"Woman Accused of Giving 9-Year-Old Gin"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 6

Scotch ages, Gin just stinks with age. 

"New Yorker Finds Roommate Dead, Second Time in a Year"--headline, FoxNews.com, Sept. 6

Dont revive him this time!  If he did not learn his lesson the first time, tough!


Comments
on Nov 13, 2007

"Pigeons Took Toll on Minn. Bridge"--headline, Boston Globe, Aug. 23

Motorists flip them the bird because they can't break a five.

"Study: Men With 'Cavemen' Faces Most Attractive to Women"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 23

Increase in concussions with all that head clubbing.

"New Yorker Finds Roommate Dead, Second Time in a Year"--headline, FoxNews.com, Sept. 6

On the bright side, someone's looking for another roomate.

~Zoo

on Nov 13, 2007

Motorists flip them the bird because they can't break a five.

on Nov 13, 2007
The 80s were a drag decade tho.


It was the AIDS scare...slowed everyone down for ...oh...say...a year or two?

"Clinton, Edwards Butt Heads


Yep Yep Yep.

on Nov 14, 2007
"WHO: Infectious Diseases Spread Faster"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 22


Stones spread them more slowly.

"Study: Men With 'Cavemen' Faces Most Attractive to Women"--headline, LiveScience.com, Aug. 23


"Face Transplants May Be Safer Than Thought, Researchers Say"--headline, Courier-Journal (Louisville, Ky.), Aug. 29


Cavemen hiding their faces.

"Hot Weather Supposed to Bring On Cooler Temps Forecasters Say"--headline, Herald Leader (Lexington, Ky.), Aug. 27


Followed by warmer temps, otherwise known as Spring.

on Nov 14, 2007

It was the AIDS scare...slowed everyone down for ...oh...say...a year or two?

"Honey, lets do it slow this time.  The 70s are over."

on Nov 14, 2007

Followed by warmer temps, otherwise known as Spring.

And now for the weather from the Hippy Dippy weather man.

on Nov 14, 2007
! That's all pigeons do...poop!


Funny stuff!
on Nov 14, 2007

That's all pigeons do...poop!

Except the ones in Minnesota.  They make you an offer you cant refuse.

on Nov 14, 2007
"Chemists Figure Out What Makes Coffee Bitter"

Bitterness linked to taste.

"Woman Accused of Giving 9-Year-Old Gin"

Rummy Championship hopes dashed

"Hot Weather Supposed to Bring On Cooler Temps Forecasters Say"

Rain to preceed dry weather, and . And our next story - do forecasters have any idea what they're talking about? Find out at 11.
on Nov 14, 2007
"Hot Weather Supposed to Bring On Cooler Temps Forecasters Say"

Rain to preceed dry weather, and . And our next story - do forecasters have any idea what they're talking about? Find out at 11.


YOu need to check out George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman. I think you would like him.
on Nov 16, 2007
haha, long week needed a good laugh Doc.
on Nov 16, 2007
haha, long week needed a good laugh Doc.


Me too! Glad I could lighten the load a bit.