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February 6, 2006 by Dr Guy
The University of Vermont will not ban the American Red Cross from the College campus for their blood drives.  Why would they even consider doing it you ask?  Because some snot nosed, whiny, petulant child decided that the Red Cross was discriminatory against Gays.  How?  For following the FDA mandated donation collection guidelines! Yes, a former student of Vermont decided that since they do not TAKE blood from openly homosexual people, they should not be allowed to ...
February 6, 2006 by Dr Guy
Ok, we know that Doc Miler is a Steelers' fan.  I still like him, even with that flaw.  Actually, I was rooting for the Steelers as well since my team was not in it.  But for many people the reason to watch the SuperBowl are the commercials.  At $5 million per minute, the advertisers want you to remember their commercials and products! So in case you had to take a potty break (I did during half time as that was a bore), and missed a few, follow the link and you should...
February 5, 2006 by Dr Guy
Disclaimer for the dense.  That is not me.
February 5, 2006 by Dr Guy
Disclaimer for the dense.  That is not me.
February 5, 2006 by Dr Guy
Not wanting to delay, the GOP commited another boner and selected John Boehner as their new leader! Though Boehner is not a real republican as he does not have a scandal attached to him, the democrats have decided that a Boehner deserves a boner as they sound the same.  They were quick to point out that since he was a republican he is responsible for all the scandals that have not been proved, alledged or charged.  But you know those wascally wepublicans! John Boehner had no comm...
February 5, 2006 by Dr Guy
Not wanting to delay, the GOP commited another boner and selected John Boehner as their new leader! Though Boehner is not a real republican as he does not have a scandal attached to him, the democrats have decided that a Boehner deserves a boner as they sound the same.  They were quick to point out that since he was a republican he is responsible for all the scandals that have not been proved, alledged or charged.  But you know those wascally wepublicans! John Boehner had no comm...
February 4, 2006 by Dr Guy
For those of us a certain age, we grew up with the Munsters, and loved the series, especially Fred Gwynn.  Al Lewis played grandpa Munster, and was an integral part of the series.  Always coming up with potions and weird inventions. I guess all of our favorite characters (and I am not talking about the roles people play) are passing away.  A sign of age I guess. Thanks Grandpa!  For a lot of great memories!
February 4, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Hurricanes Acquire Weight From Blues"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 30 Depressed hurricanes eat more? "Prince of Wales Blames Poor Town Planning for Rise in Obesity"--headline, LeisureOpportunities.co.uk, Jan. 30 He is the prince of whales and he is worried about Obesity?  Tell Shamu that! "Hornets to Return to Oklahoma City"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 31 Bees and wasps to follow. "Lindsay Lohan in Stitches After Slip"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. ...
February 4, 2006 by Dr Guy
"Hurricanes Acquire Weight From Blues"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 30 Depressed hurricanes eat more? "Prince of Wales Blames Poor Town Planning for Rise in Obesity"--headline, LeisureOpportunities.co.uk, Jan. 30 He is the prince of whales and he is worried about Obesity?  Tell Shamu that! "Hornets to Return to Oklahoma City"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 31 Bees and wasps to follow. "Lindsay Lohan in Stitches After Slip"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. ...
February 4, 2006 by Dr Guy
Julian Bond, head of the NAACP recently Spoke at Fayettevill State University.  IN his speech he made the following statements: "The Republican Party would have the American flag and the swastika flying side by side," he charged. He referred to former Attorney General John Ashcroft as J. Edgar Ashcroft. He compared Bush's judicial nominees to the Taliban. characterizing Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and her predecessor, Colin Powell, as "tokens." Instead, the o...
February 4, 2006 by Dr Guy
In an early episode of M*A*S*H, Dr. Sidney Friedman analyzes Klinger.  As anyone who is even remotely aware of the series knows, Klinger was always bucking for a section 8 (Crazy) discharge.  By the end of this show, Friedman has finished his evaluation and calls Klinger in to sign it.  Klinger thinking he has gotten his section 8, is all too happy to sign until Dr. Friedman tells him what it say.  That he is a transvestite, but not crazy.  Klinger of course refused. ...
February 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
In a surprise statement, the leader of the Orthodox Druid religion blasted members of the Reformed Druids. In his Statement, Leif R. Godsen said that teaching young druids that worshipping bushes is totally inconsistent with the teachings and education of the core Druid Religion.  He called upon all druids to reject the policy in their education of bush Worshipping,saying that only through bark can one attain the true spirit of God and "bushes dont have bark, much less bite". The leader ...
February 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
In a surprise statement, the leader of the Orthodox Druid religion blasted members of the Reformed Druids. In his Statement, Leif R. Godsen said that teaching young druids that worshipping bushes is totally inconsistent with the teachings and education of the core Druid Religion.  He called upon all druids to reject the policy in their education of bush Worshipping,saying that only through bark can one attain the true spirit of God and "bushes dont have bark, much less bite". The leader ...
February 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
Yep!  The loony loopy Luddite left has decided that if you write a letter to the editor denouncing an editorial or cartoon, you are practicing censorship! As many know, the Post printed a very tasteless editorial cartoon of a quadriplegic soldier being told by a Rumsfeld Doctor that he was "Battle Hardened".  The Joint Chiefs of staff wrote a letter to the post editor saying that the cartoon was in very poor taste and was disrespectful to all the soldiers wounded in the war. And ...
February 3, 2006 by Dr Guy
The first time we heard this phrase was when Saddam was strutting around Kuwait.  This article and the linked one are not about Iraq.  Instead, they are about the next potential Supreme Court Justice nominee. In the article, the authors opine that perhaps the next resignation will be Justice Stevens.  They call him the most liberal.  That may be, but I still think Ginsberg is the most liberal.  But that is not really important as I don't think anyone will deny that he...