Mason wrote an article where a drunk decided he was some hooker and was bound and determined to break into his room and get him some nookie.  And it reminded me of my episode with drunks, hotels, and one that got booted off the State List of recommended ones (I would hope). August 1993.  I remember it.  I spent exactly 1 day at home.  The rest of the time I was traveling the state, or on vacation.  I left on August 1st (a Sunday) and headed for far SW Virginia.  ...

Thanks to Gideon MacLeish for the inspiration! OK, I will admit it.  I never was a car jock!  I can change the oil, and thanks to my cousin, tune (basic) a car.  But I never was into tweaking and tuning and that stuff. But I am a guy.  So somethings come naturally to me.  I have drive a stick since I started driving.  Never owned an Auto (except with wives), and I know what cars are supposed to sound like.  I am "in-tune". Back when I was first married...

Quote from the Mistress of Mayhem: Trudy (and the DoN) have never EVER been blacklisted here But just 7 months ago, she left this snippet on my blog (I saved it turkey!) Delete my reply!  Fine join my blacklist! 2 in 2 days!  I wonder, should I give her points by reading her slop to actually expose a lie a day? nah!  Liars are not worth the effort.

OK, no secret.  The local queen of lies, distortions and falsehoods cant leave me alone.  OK, I will finally answer her and prove that she is just a liar that likes to lie. Back almost a year ago, I wrote a blog why I hate racism.  Basically it is because my family would be the brunt of it regardless!  In it I said that a cousin did some genealogy and found out I am some umpteenth part black.  Here is that statement. No, Black.  As in Santo Domingan.&nb...

I was struck by a statement my wife made this weekend.  As some of you know, her friend from Dallas flew in for Lunch (that is another blog).  She is also Hispanic, but very well assimilated.  So much so, she does not speak Spanish!  So my wife is trying to teach her. They were listening to a song this weekend and trying to translate it.  But the singer was not Mexican or south of this (USA) border.  They were Spanish and singing in Castillan (sp).  And it w...

Airlines are weird!  Most of them (the US carriers) are treading quicksand, and chopping salaries and benefits.  Being pinched from the 9-11 shutdown and high fuel prices.  But some things never change. My Wife is friends with this lady in Dallas (my wife lived there before we met and married).  She works for a major Airline (name to be withheld - but some may guess it).  Anyway, once a year (she is a dispatcher BTW), she is required to jump seat a 5 hour trip (at lea...

By a fellow blogger that my manners are lacking.  I forgot to welcome back the local racist.  When she decided to quit posting under another name and post under her old one after she trashed Brad. Well, I guess I did!  I forgot to welcome her back!  Or maybe I don't like cowards posting under pseudonyms.  Who say they are leaving and then return. "Oh, some one asked me to!".  Yup!  Mean what you say and say what you mean. Or just use every excuse in t...

Lesley Gore "It's My Party" Season 1 "The Gift" It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if it happened to you Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone But Judy left the same time Why was he holding her hand When he's supposed to be mine It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if it happened to you Then all my records keep dancing all night But leave me al...

Did the title perplex you or make you go "OMG!  I have not heard that in a bazillion years!".  Yea it is an old saying from when I was young.  It means that we hooked a live one and are playing with it. But this is about Fly Fishing!  While not my favorite type of fishing, it holds tons of enjoyment.  Why? How many of you are fly fishers?  Do you know what that means?  You take some string (I guess you can take a fly, but I have never actually gotten one ...

You're So Vain - Sung by Carly Simon You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and.... You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? ...

Really.  What do you do with one.  They leech onto you and when you pick them off and throw them aside, they come back.  Like a leech.  You try to ignore them.  But then just pucker up and suck up to you again.  Not really caring about what you say, just leeching off you for their own pleasure. Do you pick them off and squash them?  Have you ever tried to really squash a leech? (I have not!  I hear they pop when you do). So you just ignore them? ...

The heat is on, on the street Inside your head, on every beat And the beat's so loud, deep inside The pressure's high, just to stay alive 'Cause the heat is on Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho Caught up in the action I've been looking out for you Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho (Tell me can you feel it) (Tell me can you feel it) (Tell me can you feel it) The heat is on, the heat is on, the heat is on the heat is on Oh it's on the street, the heat is - on. --Glenn Frey (not to be confused with Amber Fre...

Sitting at Count Dracula's abode draining for the good of my fellow man (and woman), I got To thinking (not much else to do in the process): There are 2 questions on the questionaire that are for women, and one for men.  And they have a check box that says "I am Male" or "I am Female" if they do not apply to you.  What do transgender people do? There is a question that your blood may be used to test for West Nile Virus (note not WILL be, but MAY be).  If you refuse to parti...

Yep!  for the past 5 days (today being one we did not have to), my son and I mulched the back 40.  It looks really nice now (we bordered it before hand - which the previous owners never did and why the mulch was always ending up in the grass part of the yard).  But all total, I estimate we picked up and spread over 12 cubic yards of the stuff.  For those slow on the calc button, a cubic yard is 27 cubic feet.  If you buy your mulch from Home Depot, you get about 2-3 cubi...

With Kudos to Mason on the Trucker Lingo, I give you Richmond Va. Lingo. For those not familiar with it, you cannot go south and talk this lingo.  It is very regionalized, even though at one time it was the Capital of the Confederacy.  I will try to differentiate. Y'All - that means one, two or a bunch.  It means all of you! All Y'all - Does not exist.  Speak it, and we know you are Yankees Aboat - Means About.  cant you understand English? Huse - Gee!&nbs...