Ok, I am not doubting the Big Bang.  I figure something happened to get this universe here.  Whatever it is, I have no clue.  But statements like these make me wonder about the scientist that pretend to know. The galaxy, named IOK-1, is so far away that the light waves that reached Earth depict it as the system of stars existed shortly after the Big Bang created the universe 13.66 billion years ago. Ok, let's look at this logically.  For that Galaxy to be shining ...

Now he has gone and done it!  Yes, that destroyer of worlds, BUSH, has not just taken out a lowly country, he has overseen the elimination of an ENTIRE PLANET!  Pluto is gone, wiped from the celestial heavens ON BUSH'S WATCH! Oh wait!  Sorry, I was channeling another Joe User.  Sorry people for that slip of the pen. But the story is true, our beloved dog of Disneyland is gone.  Wait, no.  That Pluto is still around.  The Pluto of the Planets has been demo...