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Published on December 5, 2005 By Dr Guy In Health & Medicine

A recent article by one of our esteemed members of JU (he will remain nameless unless he chooses to identify himself) got me to thinking.  He was thinking of having the "V Word"!  Vasectomy for the less skittish.  It is really a simple procedure, yet it so traumatizes some men (since we are talking about a vasectomy, you know it is a man who brought up the subject) that they cringe in fear!

I think the fear has nothing to do with the procedure, as it literally is a snip snip, come back in a day operation!  Yes, I have had one.  After 4 children, I decided no more.  I never planned on 4, but it just happened, and I do have 4 great ones.  But I did not want to see if the next one was coming out slanty eyed (since one in 5 babies born today is Chinese).  Sorry Bad Joke.  But it really is nothing.

Let me give you a quick run down.  You go in, they prep you.  Give you a local, make a couple of small incisions that you cannot see without a magnifying glass, cut the little Vases (Vasi?), and put a stitch (a stitch) in each incisions and send you home and tell you to stay off your feet for 24 hours.

And so I did!  Now some people I know have had a lot of pain.  Whether real or imagined, I dont know.  But I had almost no pain, and the next day went to work.  And I was fine.  Except I was a contractor, and went to a new site, where I had to fix a problem with a server.  There are no chairs in the server room!  So yea, I stood for almost 8 hours.  Let me tell you, while I still did not hurt, I was getting woozy!  But that was the worst of it!  I was in and out of the clinic in about 2 hours!

Since then, a coworker, who just had his 3rd son in 4 years, went through it.  He can be a baby at times, but he says he was out of it for 3 days!  Still, he is pretty much the same guy he was before the procedure.  Still a jerk (in a guy way).  He just made one mistake.  He did not have them check to make sure he was shooting blanks.

You guessed it!  He was not!  Wife is pregnant again!

Then of course there was my best friend.  My work through me a baby shower for the 4th child (the first one on the job with them tho).  Most of the presents were gag gifts (you dont need a lot of stuff after 3 children), and one was a 'Do it Yourself Vasectomy kit'.  I thought it was hilarious!  But my best friend refused to even touch it!  The expression on this face is still pictured vividly in my mind!  I guess that is what our fellow blogger is going through.

So I just want to assure him that it is really no big deal, but more importantly, do EXACTLY what the doctor tells you to!  or your child count may exceed mine!  And best of luck!


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on Dec 05, 2005
oh what an extremely sensitive and also scary subject for men!

With all the surgeries I've had, I can't for the life of me remember one time when I was
that nervous, scared, or squeamish. This is just a real tuff thing for guys, and no wonder!

If a person is afraid I suppose no amount of reasurrance will help, my sis was afraid and
too embarrassed to go and have a colonoscopy and no matter what I said, how I explained
it, she kept putting it off.

OHHhhhh wait, when I thought there was a chance of needing sinus surgery, I got freaked out! forgot for a
second about that!...yep. Scary stuff!
on Dec 05, 2005

OHHhhhh wait, when I thought there was a chance of needing sinus surgery, I got freaked out! forgot for a
second about that!...yep. Scary stuff!

All surgery is scary, but I guess any surgery around them parts to a guy is extra scary!  I have a cyst down there, and while it has abscessed before, I wont let them remove it.  Not yet anyway!

on Dec 05, 2005
Vases (Vasi?),


Well, since calling it a 'vas' is just shorthand (shourtmouth?) for 'vas deferens' I guess you have to pluralize the second part. Hmm, deferenses, deferensi? Most docs I know just continue to say 'vas deferens', either talking about one or both.
on Dec 05, 2005

Most docs I know just continue to say 'vas deferens', either talking about one or both.

I dont talk to most doctors about it.

on Dec 05, 2005
I dont talk to most doctors about it.


Hard to avoid talking about the vas when you are going to be a Urologist. Heck, there have been days I have talked about the vas many, many times.
on Dec 05, 2005
But I did not want to see if the next one was coming out slanty eyed (since one in 5 babies born today is Chinese). Sorry Bad Joke. But it really is nothing.


Funny, I watched the Little Rascals episode this weekend were one of the gang was freaked out because his mom was about to have her fourth child and he read in the paper that "every fourth child born is Chinese"
on Dec 05, 2005

Hard to avoid talking about the vas when you are going to be a Urologist. Heck, there have been days I have talked about the vas many, many times.

That is right!  I almost forgot.  Mine was a male doctor.  I dont guess there are many females in your specialty are there?  I dont think I could have let a female do it.  Loreena Bobbit still comes to mind!

on Dec 05, 2005

Funny, I watched the Litte Rascals episode this weekend were one of the gang was freaked out because his mom was about to have her fourth child and he read in the paper that "every fourth child born is Chinese"

It use to be.  But with the birth control that China has instituted, it is now one in 5.  But that is probably where I heard the joke.  I dont remember where it was.

on Dec 05, 2005
Dave had one. He sat spent 3 days on the couch, stoned on Percocet with a bag of frozen peas on his crotch. They didn't swell up too bad, but they did bruise a bit.

He was more than a little miffed when I had to have a hysterectomy a couple of months later: "you mean I went through that for NOTHING???!!!!" he said.
on Dec 05, 2005
My song on SingrDave's blog about Purple, Blue and Black was not a joke. I had pain after running or exercise for the next 5+ years. They give a much lower percentage of complications than are evident in the many people I have spoken to. Mostly minor ones but hey, pain in the nuts is a pain in the nuts.
I watched them do my right side since it took 40 minutes due to an old football injury. (Bad hematocele),
Heard about another guy who had an equipment problem; the cautery gun wasn't grounded right so every time they cauterized a vein or artery, they zapped him good.
I am always willing to bet that a man without a vasectomy can't keep his feet flat on the ground while sitting as I describe mine.
And it was 10 years ago!
on Dec 05, 2005
A recent article by one of our esteemed members of JU (he will remain nameless unless he chooses to identify himself) got me to thinking.


Thank you for esteeming me, Doc. And how would you have known if I hadn't outed my own intentions on this very blogsite?

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Thanks for your article. I needed some reassurance as well as a dose of what to expect. I know the consult comes on December 20th. That doesn't mean I'm not already thinking about it.
on Dec 07, 2005

SingrDave, (A lot of women will hate me for this....but...) has your wife considered getting her tubes tied instead?  It's outpatient, is done by lap-scope, and can either have a spinal block or be put out for it.  Hardly any pain or anything.  It used to be that women had to get cut open and spend weeks recovering, but that's not the case now.  And, the failure rate is close to zero and doesn't require additional "tests".

on Dec 09, 2005
Surgery. A person wearing a mask coming at you with a knife. Not willingly, thank you.
on Dec 12, 2005
He was more than a little miffed when I had to have a hysterectomy a couple of months later: "you mean I went through that for NOTHING???!!!!" he said.


They do say some suffer more than others! Mine really was not a big deal, other than standing 8 hours the next day. i do not recommend that.
on Dec 12, 2005

the cautery gun wasn't grounded right so every time they cauterized a vein or artery, they zapped him good

I know I should not laugh, but that sounds like a skit from SNL!

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