Lean Red, the New Pepto Bismal

Published on October 22, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

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Comments (Page 1)

Manopeace

on Oct 22, 2005

can you arrange for me to be the mid east distributor?

Moderateman

on Oct 22, 2005

I want the branch that deals with beef... beef of the lean red variety, helps keep you healthy.

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

can you arrange for me to be the mid east distributor?

Do you carry Liabilty insurance against Floods, plagues and Frog infestations?

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

I want the branch that deals with beef... beef of the lean red variety, helps keep you healthy.

Sorry, this is snake oil! The USDA table is 3 stops to your left!

Manopeace

on Oct 22, 2005

Do you carry Liabilty insurance against Floods, plagues and Frog infestations?

We had it in Egypt, I'll have to check if the policy is still valid.

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

We had it in Egypt, I'll have to check if the policy is still valid.

Welcome to the fold Brother Mano! ALl your ills will be healed!

Manopeace

on Oct 22, 2005

ALl your ills will be healed!

All??

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

ALl your ills will be healed!

All??

Snake oil does that. Would I lie?

Dont answer that!

Shovelheat

on Oct 22, 2005

I remember another old childhood silly tune, but I can't remember the name of the tune it is sung too. Some old British marching tune (usually whistled) I've heard on old WW II movies...

Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!Comet- you'd rather use listerine!Comet! It makes you vomit!so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

Manopeace

on Oct 22, 2005

Snake oil does that.

Thank you.... but I thnk I'll stick to olive oil.

Shovelheat

on Oct 22, 2005

Ok...research done! It's Colonel Bogey's March... Link

Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!
Comet- you'd rather use listerine!
Comet! It makes you vomit!
so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

Some old British marching tune (usually whistled) I've heard on old WW II movies...

Aren't they all old British tunes?

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

Thank you.... but I thnk I'll stick to olive oil.

Good for the vowels!

Dr Guy

on Oct 22, 2005

Comet- it makes your teeth turn green!
Comet- you'd rather use listerine!
Comet! It makes you vomit!
so buy some Comet, and vomit, today!

A clasic! And still true!

MasonM

on Oct 22, 2005

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

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