Lean Red, the New Pepto Bismal

Published on October 22, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

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It will not only do all that, it will discuss the meaning of life with you, discuss the oracle of delphi, and take you to new heights of self awareness!

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Comments (Page 2)

Spc Nobody Special

on Oct 22, 2005

I've heard on old WW II movies...

The movie (at least the most famous one) is Bridge Over the River Kwai.

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

Moderateman

on Oct 22, 2005

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

nope ya pin his little head down with a fork and grease im up.

Dr Guy

on Oct 23, 2005

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Very carefully!

Dr Guy

on Oct 23, 2005

Well, first you drain the pan and remove the filter.......

I think he was asking about the slithering cobra, not the vroom, vroom one!

Dr Guy

on Oct 23, 2005

nope ya pin his little head down with a fork and grease im up.

So he does not sunburn????

Dr Guy

on Oct 23, 2005

Oh, I forgot to add the obligatory disclaimer:

Link

bakerstreet

on Oct 23, 2005

Dunno how well it will work. Mr Leanred here at JU says he can't debate because of his gag reflex. Doesn't seem to be helping his nausea.

drmiler

on Oct 23, 2005

How exactly does one oil a snake anyway?

Very carefully!

Depends on the snake!

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