Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on August 22, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor
Gentle Southern lady

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man afixin' (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well,..... Think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who the hell is Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.""
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on Aug 22, 2005
Bless your little pea pickin' heart.
on Aug 22, 2005

Bless your little pea pickin' heart.

You forgot the clause.  One never uses the saying without the clause!

on Aug 22, 2005
on Aug 22, 2005

Reply By: Manopeace

I just named Icon JU gramarian, and he forgets the clause!  Just proves none of us are perfect!

on Aug 22, 2005
I prefer the more endearing (and much funnier)... "Bless Your Fuzzy Little Heart!" ;~D
on Aug 22, 2005
prefer the more endearing (and much funnier)... "Bless Your Fuzzy Little Heart!" ;~D


Is that a Wisconsin saying?
on Aug 22, 2005
Is that a Wisconsin saying?


LOL No, that one is all my own. I've used it everywhere between dripping with sarcasm towards a troop I was training; to heaped with emotion with a patient on the ambulance. ;~D
on Aug 22, 2005
LOL No, that one is all my own. I've used it everywhere between dripping with sarcasm towards a troop I was training; to heaped with emotion with a patient on the ambulance. ;~D


You got southern blood in you son!
on Aug 22, 2005
Well, Dr. Guy, I have spent about 1/3 of my 42 years in the South. ;~D
on Aug 22, 2005
I just named Icon JU gramarian, and he forgets the clause! Just proves none of us are perfect!


I admit there are some things grammatical I don't know. However,
You got southern blood in you son!


"Have", not "got."
on Aug 22, 2005

You got southern blood in you son!


"Have", not "got."

That is southern son!  You can take a boy out of the south, but you cant take the south out of the boy!

on Aug 22, 2005

Well, Dr. Guy, I have spent about 1/3 of my 42 years in the South. ;~D

It sure shows Suhh!

on Aug 22, 2005
That is southern son! You can take a boy out of the south, but you cant take the south out of the boy!


In my case you can. I'm in Tennessee.

Well, shut my mouth. Awww, shuckins, ma'am.
on Aug 23, 2005
good one, Doc.

reminds me of a joke.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didnt see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didnt see anything and the second day he didnt see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.
on Aug 23, 2005
It sure shows Suhh!


Yep, it does show... I get that a lot. For the record though, my butt may be in Wisconsin (and may have been seen all over the U.S. and in 3 continents), and I've found something I like about almost everywhere I've been, but my heart and home are the Rocky Mountains.
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