Note the correct usage of "Bless your Heart"

Published on August 22, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

Gentle Southern lady

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man afixin' (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, Think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well,..... Think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who the hell is Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.""

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on Aug 23, 2005

In my case you can. I'm in Tennessee.

Well, shut my mouth. Awww, shuckins, ma'am.

That's close enough!

Dr Guy

on Aug 23, 2005

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didnt see anything and the second day he didnt see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.

Yea, I heard that one, but it was the Ohio Woman. Being that I went to school there, I am not going to argue with them!

Dr Guy

on Aug 23, 2005

Yep, it does show... I get that a lot. For the record though, my butt may be in Wisconsin (and may have been seen all over the U.S. and in 3 continents), and I've found something I like about almost everywhere I've been, but my heart and home are the Rocky Mountains.

Well, take your gentle manner and good manners where ever you go!

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