Last night, I went to bed with a period.  Confident in my knowledge that although aging, I was doing so gracefully.  But little did I know that whilst I slept, someone was conspiring to age my body beyond my normal eternal youthfulness!

Today I awoke, and something was different.  You know how it is.  You know something is, but not what.  What could it be?  But I went about my daily duties thinking that perhaps it was just a synaptic disconnect (which sometimes leads to the fealing of Deja' Vu - but that is another story).  It must have just been that.  A synaptic disconnect.

Lunch time came. And with it the realization that I was old!  And now periodless!  Yes dear Friends!  I received the following message from Stardock!

Unfortunately your account, being an older account, already has Non-AlphaNumeric characters. So we have changed your nickname on your account to be "Dr Guy".