Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on December 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Pets & Nature

What a week this has been!  I missed speaking to my friends Socrates, Pumpkin and the dawgs.  My servants fooled me!  They took me to this place where they did experiments on me!  I know, cause there was nothing wrong.  Yet they knocked me out and then opened me up!

But I made them pay!  I played the wounded animal so well, they took me to an all night emergency room!  The man servant did not want to go, but the woman servant told him who was boss!  So I played the wounded party.  But those people were on to me!  They told my servants to just make me rest and I would be fine!  Damn!  No more sympathy!  My man servant has been snarling at me. I think he knows I was faking it.  I heard him telling my woman servant something about a drama queen.  Socrates, do you know what that is?

Anyway, I was tender for a few days.  They would not let my siblings see me until last night.  Then I had to fight Suzy for the fish!  She always wants to sleep there, but since I am the one that was experimented on, I told her NO!  It is my fish!  She just hissed and spit, and then let me have it.  Scotty and Sammy were in too!  Scotty does not like me.  He does not hurt me, but hisses a lot.  Maybe it is gas?

Sammy is just a love cat!  He loves everyone!  Then there was Sampson (my favorite) and Serena too (she is the real Queen!).  But they did not play.

But today, my servants caught me jumping on furniture and playing with the shiny pointed thing about the people they set up.  Guess I will have to figure out which relatives these are of my servants.

But playing with the shiny thing made my man servant realize, I am not hurt any longer.  Damn!  Found me out!  He told my woman servant.

Ok, but we got a couple of weird trees now in the house.  Every time I try to climb them, I get a "bad baby" yelling at.  Even from my woman sevant!  Like I cant climb trees?  Hey!  I was born to!  just because they have those nuts that you cant eat (but can open very easily), does not mean I am not a cat!  Geez!  These servants sometimes are so dense!

Anyway, now that my wounded cat routine is found out, i just wanted to say Hi to Pumpkin and Socrates!  Miss you guys!

And also a hello to Gracie and Henry.  You stay there and write and we will be happy, right?

Ok, got to go lick this itch of mine.  That experiment you know.  These servants are devious!  Better watch them closer.

Shout out to my friends!  And watch out for your servants!

Sally.


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on Dec 09, 2006

Hi Sally   I speak "Cat Talk"  very easily.

you poor baby,  ohhhhh my goodness they hurt you so bad,  and then you get yelled at..here's a scratch behind the ears for you and a whole tuna for you and there should b enough now for all the kitties in the group!

Dr. Guy:  hey ease up a bit,  let her climb the Christmas tree! My cat used to,  and would knock it down everytime.....had one of those silver thingy trees...years ago.  Darn cat broke ornaments, and then I had to scoop up kitty and clean the floor quick!  Ahh what a disaster it used to be...

sure miss that kitty.

on Dec 09, 2006
Don't worry about it. They try to knock you out from time to time but it's only because they love you. Silly humans.

-Socrates
on Dec 10, 2006
Aw Sally you can play the wounded cat routine with me anytime and I would fall for it big time! I hope you did not find it all too scary! You need to be a bit more forceful with your manservant and put him in his place. He must go down on bended knee to you as you so richly deserve!

Get well soon!  
on Dec 10, 2006

Dr. Guy: hey ease up a bit, let her climb the Christmas tree!

Sally Says - silly servants!  Trees are for cats after all.

on Dec 10, 2006

They try to knock you out from time to time but it's only because they love you. Silly humans.

Sally Says - you are so wise!  I can see why your servant does all of your bidding.

on Dec 10, 2006

You need to be a bit more forceful with your manservant and put him in his place.

Sally Says - as soon as my schtick with the scar plays out, I will run outside again and make him chase me!  That always has him seeing red, but then my woman servants fusses at him so he knows he has done bad.

on Dec 10, 2006
Okay, here is a wise old cat's take on it: do what you want to do anyway and let 'em yell at you, little kitty. Sure, they'll be annoyed, but then if you do something really cute straight after or turn the purr on, they'll forget all about why they were yelling at you. Trust me, this works everytime without fail. Use the scar wisely and it will serve you for years to come.

--Pumpkin--
on Dec 10, 2006

--Pumpkin--

This is Sally male servant.  We can do without suggestions, now cant we?

on Dec 11, 2006
This is Sally male servant. We can do without suggestions


This is kitty speak - man servant not allowed!
on Dec 11, 2006
This is kitty speak - man servant not allowed!


Man Servant. - Joeuser TOS is for people only. If sally wants to flirt here, she has to do it with my account. Or else!  
on Dec 11, 2006
Man Servant. - Joeuser TOS is for people only. If sally wants to flirt here, she has to do it with my account. Or else!


   Now now keep yer bleedin pants on manservant!   
on Dec 12, 2006
Listen up, Sally's male servant, I've had my guy for about 12 years now and I've never done a single thing he's told me. What makes YOU think you can start telling me what to do, huh? Oh, I see I have a lot to teach Sally? Just you wait... Mrrrow

--Pumpkin--
on Dec 13, 2006
What makes YOU think you can start telling me what to do, huh?


Manservant: She does not have the JU Password.
on Dec 13, 2006

Manservant: She does not have the JU Password.

That's what you think!  Why do you think we sit at your keyboard and watch you type?

Oh, and that tree thing- those things are just one big toy.  Does your have a string of beads things on it?  Man, that's my favorite!

--Karma the ugly Kitty--

on Dec 15, 2006
Why do you think we sit at your keyboard and watch you type?


Exactly... Jeez, how stoopid do they think we are. But don't say too much more, Karma, these humans are just about smart enough that they might figure out what we're doing. I don't know about you, but I still need them to open tins for me.

Nice to meet ya, Karma. And there is no such thing as an ugly cat, just 'beauty deficient'.

Mmmmrrrrooowww...

--Pumpkin--
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