Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Published on December 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Pets & Nature

What a week this has been!  I missed speaking to my friends Socrates, Pumpkin and the dawgs.  My servants fooled me!  They took me to this place where they did experiments on me!  I know, cause there was nothing wrong.  Yet they knocked me out and then opened me up!

But I made them pay!  I played the wounded animal so well, they took me to an all night emergency room!  The man servant did not want to go, but the woman servant told him who was boss!  So I played the wounded party.  But those people were on to me!  They told my servants to just make me rest and I would be fine!  Damn!  No more sympathy!  My man servant has been snarling at me. I think he knows I was faking it.  I heard him telling my woman servant something about a drama queen.  Socrates, do you know what that is?

Anyway, I was tender for a few days.  They would not let my siblings see me until last night.  Then I had to fight Suzy for the fish!  She always wants to sleep there, but since I am the one that was experimented on, I told her NO!  It is my fish!  She just hissed and spit, and then let me have it.  Scotty and Sammy were in too!  Scotty does not like me.  He does not hurt me, but hisses a lot.  Maybe it is gas?

Sammy is just a love cat!  He loves everyone!  Then there was Sampson (my favorite) and Serena too (she is the real Queen!).  But they did not play.

But today, my servants caught me jumping on furniture and playing with the shiny pointed thing about the people they set up.  Guess I will have to figure out which relatives these are of my servants.

But playing with the shiny thing made my man servant realize, I am not hurt any longer.  Damn!  Found me out!  He told my woman servant.

Ok, but we got a couple of weird trees now in the house.  Every time I try to climb them, I get a "bad baby" yelling at.  Even from my woman sevant!  Like I cant climb trees?  Hey!  I was born to!  just because they have those nuts that you cant eat (but can open very easily), does not mean I am not a cat!  Geez!  These servants sometimes are so dense!

Anyway, now that my wounded cat routine is found out, i just wanted to say Hi to Pumpkin and Socrates!  Miss you guys!

And also a hello to Gracie and Henry.  You stay there and write and we will be happy, right?

Ok, got to go lick this itch of mine.  That experiment you know.  These servants are devious!  Better watch them closer.

Shout out to my friends!  And watch out for your servants!

Sally.


Comments (Page 2)
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on Dec 15, 2006
That's what you think! Why do you think we sit at your keyboard and watch you type?


Sally Says: Shhh!!! You were not supposed to tell him. I like them dumb!
on Dec 15, 2006
I don't know about you, but I still need them to open tins for me.


Sally Says: Yes, purrrrr, every cat should have at least one servant. 2 is better.
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