Ok!  I got an Aunt like all of you do.  She sends me "forward this for Poor little Annie" hoaxes all the time.  And jokes that are, to say the least, about as old as I am.  But I read them and talk to her when I can, giving her computer advice "When it says press ANY key, just press one!".

But today, she sent me a joke that I had not seen before and had me rolling.  So without further ado, here is Mrs. T's Joke (yea, she is old enough, she is a Mrs., not a Ms.).

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my two Dalmatians and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit
me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.