"NRA Endorses Cannon in Re-Election"--headline, Daily Herald (Provo, Utah), June 13
That's bringing out the big guns!
"New Urban Designs Sought in Obesity Fight"--headline, Associated Press, June 16
Square people instead of round ones?
"Erotic Images Elicit Strong Response From Brain"--headline, ScienceDaily.com, June 13
Pinky is scandalized.
"Gary Glitter Loses Appeal"--headline, United Press International, June 15
He no longer glitters?
"Study Warns of Eminent California Quake"--Headline, Foxnews, June 22
A famous earthquake? All are renowned, but I would not think residents would call them eminent.
"Water Board Lacks Democrats"--headline, Rochester (N.Y.) Democrat and Chronicle, June 19
Torture for republicans only.
"Track Star Hooker Leaves Texas to Turn Pro"--headline, Austin American-Statesman, June 19
You know, there is nothing worse than an amature prostitute!