Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on June 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police.

"Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

Shows how bad they are. Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village.

"Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2

New fake IDs?

"Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press International, June 5

Damn! That was some 6 year party!

"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2

But is kind of necessary at the beginning of pregnancy, eh?

"Donkey Bomb Plot Thwarted in Afghanistan"--headline, AOL, June 8

They are Jackasses, not Stupid asses!

"Scientists Discover 300-Mile-Wide Crater"--Headline, AOL, June 8

Did they fall into it?

Comments (Page 1)

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on Jun 09, 2006

"Tiger returns for U.S. Open, what should we expect? " MSN Fox sports

Umm...everbody runs?

~L

Good ones doc

Dr Guy

on Jun 09, 2006

Good ones doc

Thank you, and yours is pretty good too. Shame I missed that one.

MasonM

on Jun 09, 2006

Adventure-Dude

on Jun 09, 2006

Adventure-Dude

on Jun 09, 2006

Umm...everbody runs?

Doc and AD are saved as Tiger is allergic to Garlic

Gideon MacLeish

on Jun 09, 2006

"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2

I kinda wished they hadn't posted that one. That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).

Dr Guy

on Jun 09, 2006

Reply By: Adventure-Dude

Reply By: MasonM

A laugh to end the week!

Dr Guy

on Jun 09, 2006

Doc and AD are saved as Tiger is allergic to Garlic

Hmmmm....does he have Vampirism?

Dr Guy

on Jun 09, 2006

That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).

! uh, ok!

Adventure-Dude

on Jun 09, 2006

Police: Woman hits breeder with Chihuahua -AP June 8th

Woman Jealous?

Moderateman

on Jun 09, 2006

#9 by Dr. Guy
Fri, June 09, 2006 3:28 PM

That story was always a good one to get a "quicky" before heading to the hospital (after which, of course, there is the inevitable six week drought).

! uh, ok!

MM gets real rude and hopes no one gets offended.

That's why women have three holes, one out of service, two holes to go. eh he heh heh

Dr Guy

on Jun 10, 2006

Police: Woman hits breeder with Chihuahua -AP June 8th

Woman Jealous?

I saw that one, but could not think of a come back! Good one!

Dr Guy

on Jun 10, 2006

MM gets real rude and hopes no one gets offended.

That's why women have three holes, one out of service, two holes to go. eh he heh heh

Ms. MM would be the only one, and if you like, I will hide this one.

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on Jun 12, 2006

Got some more:

Shuttle inspection planned late in mission

Uh Houston, we have a problem!

Gas station looks at gas-free future

Bean-O?

House passes telecommunications bill

Sure, it's "from a distance," but at least they're communicating. Geesh.

Hemingway hunting popular in Idaho

Poor Hemingway...Always getting shot at. It's not enought that his work isn't very popular. (I like his work btw)

Mars chip to test for life signs.

What, no potato chip?

EU agrees to start Turkey talks

Gobble Gobble?

Fears over DR Congo campaigning

Funny, I laugh whenver I hear about radical politicians campaigning.

Jordan to probe MPs over Zarqawi

Ouch, probing is enough, but why over Zarqawi?

Dead detainee 'was to be freed'

Well, they still can free him now.

~L

Dr Guy

on Jun 12, 2006

Reply By: ElindelWolf

Pretty good! The first 2 are especially good!

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