"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police.

"Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

Shows how bad they are.  Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village.

"Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2

New fake IDs?

"Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press International, June 5

Damn!  That was some 6 year party!

"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2

But is kind of necessary at the beginning of pregnancy, eh?

"Donkey Bomb Plot Thwarted in Afghanistan"--headline, AOL, June 8

They are Jackasses, not Stupid asses!

"Scientists Discover 300-Mile-Wide Crater"--Headline, AOL, June 8

Did they fall into it?