Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on June 9, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Sting Led to Canada Terrorism Arrests"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

I think he should stick to singing and leave that to real police.

"Islamic Militia Says It Takes Somalia's Capital"--headline, MSNBC.com, June 5

Shows how bad they are. Hillary Clinton says it only takes a village.

"Sellers of Fake Immigration Documents Dismiss Calls for New IDs"--headline, Associated Press, June 2

New fake IDs?

"Networking: Y2K Hangover Finally Ending?"--headline, United Press International, June 5

Damn! That was some 6 year party!

"Sex Late in Pregnancy Doesn't Hasten Birth"--headline, United Press International, June 2

But is kind of necessary at the beginning of pregnancy, eh?

"Donkey Bomb Plot Thwarted in Afghanistan"--headline, AOL, June 8

They are Jackasses, not Stupid asses!

"Scientists Discover 300-Mile-Wide Crater"--Headline, AOL, June 8

Did they fall into it?

Comments (Page 2)

Adventure-Dude

on Jun 12, 2006

'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

'Parents accused of rewarding sons with pot '
Is he a flower child?

'Calif. inmate gives birth on the toilet '
Another member of the Brown family?

Dr Guy

on Jun 12, 2006

'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

Did she make the Flowers blush?

Dr Guy

on Jun 12, 2006

'Woman cited for exposing herself in store '
Hmmm all male store?

SHE would not have been cited!

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