Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.

Yes, before a certain person can blame the latest ill on Bush, I decided to expose this new abomination that has as its root, George W. Bush.

It seems that the director of Hostel, a totally depraved and disgusting movie (yes I have seen it), Eli Roth, has decided that in addition to world war, Malaria, Dysentery, and the pain of psoriasis, Bush is also responsible for a resurgence in horror films.  Never mind that they have never left us, and the only difference between Hostel and Texas Chain Saw Massacre (released in the 70s - Bush's Fault I am sure) is the setting.  Never mind the countless sequels to Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Halloween that have cursed us over the last 25 years.  No, they don't count.  Or if they do, they are Bush's fault as well.

No, the reason Horror movies have had a new (as in old or tried or repeat) renaissance is because people need to scream. (The movie in no way compares with a classic like Psycho that actually did make one scream).  Even though during the screening I saw, I heard no screams, just an occasional retching (some even for the horror scenes, but mostly due to the lousy directing).

So for certain clueless liberals, young and old, now you have another Bash Bush topic.  Hostel.

It is all Bush's fault.


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on Apr 18, 2006
Let me be your first comment. I do not think Bush had anything to do with Horror Movies.

The truth about his administration and its impact on our future will provide an unending source of material for real Horror stories and a very difficult future.
on Apr 18, 2006
let me be the first to comment in the same spirit as the article was written.

Oh the horror! the agony! how dare Bush do this to the american people? has he no concious?
on Apr 18, 2006
I do not think Bush had anything to do with Horror Movies.


Should I get that engraved on a locket? The Col has finally found something he thinks Bush isn't responsible for.

Oops, I just farted. Gene is Bush responsible for that? *Insert Bush beans joke here*
on Apr 18, 2006

Let me be your first comment. I do not think Bush had anything to do with Horror Movies.

The truth about his administration and its impact on our future will provide an unending source of material for real Horror stories and a very difficult future.

!  Thank you.

on Apr 18, 2006

Oh the horror! the agony! how dare Bush do this to the american people? has he no concious?

This is one where, if it were true, I would like to resurrect Patton in the next Horror Movie (Night of the LIving Dead Generals) and have him yell "I am personally going to Washington to shoot that paper hanging son of a beatch!"

on Apr 18, 2006

Oops, I just farted. Gene is Bush responsible for that? *Insert Bush beans joke here*

Pfewwww!  Those red beans are ripe!

on Apr 18, 2006
Dr. Guy

Only if he gave you beans for dinner.
on Apr 18, 2006
Should I get that engraved on a locket? The Col has finally found something he thinks Bush isn't responsible for.


Oh my friend you are mistaken. Read Col's post again and realize that even though he first claims not to blame Bush for horror movies he blames him for giving enough material to make horror movies. But wouldn't that mean it would be Bush's fault for the making of the movies anyways?

It seems that no matter how hard Col might try, he will somehow blame Bush for anything, even when he thinks he's not.

BTW, I have an idea about a horror movie with Bush. Some would consider it a porn movie, but I just can picture Bush and his wife getting it on without freaking out as much as I did when I saw The Amityville Horror.
on Apr 18, 2006
Dr. Guy

Only if he gave you beans for dinner.


Oh my God, Col is trying to be funny. Now that's a first. You almost sound like you are trying to make friends. Maybe there is still hope for you.
on Apr 18, 2006
The horror movies of late have definitely been low brow enough to blame on Bush . . .

But seriously.


GET A FREAKING LIFE ELI ROTH! This is the most ridiculous claim I've heard of late. While I don't believe in shutting people up if I don't agree with them, it doesn't keep us from realizing he's full of crap, right?

He earns a raspberry.
on Apr 18, 2006

Dr. Guy

Only if he gave you beans for dinner.

Red bean farts are always ripe!

on Apr 18, 2006

BTW, I have an idea about a horror movie with Bush. Some would consider it a porn movie, but I just can picture Bush and his wife getting it on without freaking out as much as I did when I saw The Amityville Horror.

OMG!  EVIL!  Stay away!  I cannot take the horror!

on Apr 18, 2006

Oh my God, Col is trying to be funny. Now that's a first. You almost sound like you are trying to make friends. Maybe there is still hope for you.

I think given the topic, it is hard to be serious, and I am glad that everyone can come in and make jokes, puns, themes for new horror movies, or anything else that will make you laugh or scare the poop out of you!

on Apr 18, 2006

GET A FREAKING LIFE ELI ROTH! This is the most ridiculous claim I've heard of late. While I don't believe in shutting people up if I don't agree with them, it doesn't keep us from realizing he's full of crap, right?

He earns a raspberry.

Maybe he is trying to cross over into Comedy?

on Apr 18, 2006
Maybe he is trying to cross over into Comedy?


And when he does, we can boo his movies off the stage!
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