Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.

This one probably should have gone under humor, but hey, if the Sun Times Prints it, it must be news right?

Apparently thieves have a new modus operandi.  They are stealing oven doors!  Why you ask?  I am glad you asked that.  Apparently they are fencing them as Flat Screen TVs! "hey Martha, look at this cool picture of Duck a l'orange!".

At first detectives did not know why thieves were breaking into unoccupied houses and stealing Oven doors, until one Einstein picked the wrong lady to fence his to!  She paid $300 for it!  Great bargain!

She ratted the guy out and police caught him were they proceeded to put 2 and 2 together.

SO next time you think that deal on a flat screen TV is too good to be true, check your oven and make sure your door is still there.


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on Apr 04, 2006
Anyone who can't distinuish between an oven door and a television deserves to get ripped off.
on Apr 04, 2006
*distinguish

damn typo monster again
on Apr 04, 2006
BTW, did you see the one I posted about someone stealing Jerry Garcia's toilet?
on Apr 04, 2006

Anyone who can't distinuish between an oven door and a television deserves to get ripped off.

Or, dont buy something that comes in a carboard box! Until you inspect it!

on Apr 04, 2006

BTW, did you see the one I posted about someone stealing Jerry Garcia's toilet?

yea, I posted on it.  Did JU swallow it?  That was my inspiration!  let me find it and repost.  JU is being squirelly.  But I quess that is the fun of JU!

on Apr 04, 2006
Yeah the site has bit a bit weird. I just read your post. Methinks strange e-things are afoot.
on Apr 04, 2006
Yeah the site has bit a bit weird. I just read your post. Methinks strange e-things are afoot.


But only the shadow knows! Wooo Hoooo!
on Apr 04, 2006

ROFL...

sheesh!  this sounded like an April Fools Joke article!  holy cow....and I thought I was naive...

on Apr 04, 2006

BTW, did you see the one I posted about someone stealing Jerry Garcia's toilet?

now that one was over the top,  very believeable

But only the shadow knows! Wooo Hoooo!

I seeeeee that!

 

on Apr 04, 2006

sheesh! this sounded like an April Fools Joke article! holy cow....and I thought I was naive...

Damn!  I should have done it then!  DOH!

on Apr 04, 2006
Doc, I'm glad you showed the link so I can read some news. I been trying to WATCH the news but my new Maytag plasma TV doesn't seem to be working.

Plus I only get 9 channels. Warm, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500 and Broil.
on Apr 05, 2006
Doc this is hysterical! I can't believe this! These criminals are so ingenious you would think they would use their smarts to where it would actually help them to have a honest living.


Doc, I'm glad you showed the link so I can read some news. I been trying to WATCH the news but my new Maytag plasma TV doesn't seem to be working.

Plus I only get 9 channels. Warm, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500 and Broil.


UDitIt, very funny!
on Apr 05, 2006
I want to know where they find the buyers. I'm sure they don't have a store. Do they just go up to strange people and ask them if they want to buy a plasma TV? Once at the Walmart parking lot some guy asked if I wanted to buy a gold necklace - uh, no thanks.
on Apr 05, 2006
This is hilarious. Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when they got home, opened the cardboard box, and?????

HAHAHAHA

You get what you pay for.
on Apr 05, 2006

Doc, I'm glad you showed the link so I can read some news. I been trying to WATCH the news but my new Maytag plasma TV doesn't seem to be working.

Plus I only get 9 channels. Warm, 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450, 500 and Broil.

He's back! !

But it really hurts when I laugh now!  Ouch!

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