This one probably should have gone under humor, but hey, if the Sun Times Prints it, it must be news right?
Apparently thieves have a new modus operandi. They are stealing oven doors! Why you ask? I am glad you asked that. Apparently they are fencing them as Flat Screen TVs! "hey Martha, look at this cool picture of Duck a l'orange!".
At first detectives did not know why thieves were breaking into unoccupied houses and stealing Oven doors, until one Einstein picked the wrong lady to fence his to! She paid $300 for it! Great bargain!
She ratted the guy out and police caught him were they proceeded to put 2 and 2 together.
SO next time you think that deal on a flat screen TV is too good to be true, check your oven and make sure your door is still there.