Psst! Hey Buddy, wanna buy an oven door?

Published on April 4, 2006 By Dr Guy In Current Events

This one probably should have gone under humor, but hey, if the Sun Times Prints it, it must be news right?

Apparently thieves have a new modus operandi. They are stealing oven doors! Why you ask? I am glad you asked that. Apparently they are fencing them as Flat Screen TVs! "hey Martha, look at this cool picture of Duck a l'orange!".

At first detectives did not know why thieves were breaking into unoccupied houses and stealing Oven doors, until one Einstein picked the wrong lady to fence his to! She paid $300 for it! Great bargain!

She ratted the guy out and police caught him were they proceeded to put 2 and 2 together.

SO next time you think that deal on a flat screen TV is too good to be true, check your oven and make sure your door is still there.

Comments (Page 2)

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2006

UDitIt, very funny!

He is the master.

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2006

Once at the Walmart parking lot some guy asked if I wanted to buy a gold necklace - uh, no thanks.

You kind of answered your question. I actually did buy a super duper watch once for $10 (I was in HS). And it worked for about 30 days. I learned early. Some dont.

Dr Guy

on Apr 05, 2006

This is hilarious. Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall when they got home, opened the cardboard box, and?????

Martha, the remote dont work!

DJBandit

on Apr 06, 2006

I bet the only channel available was The Food Network.

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