"Lack of Body Is a Concern"--headline, Deseret Morning News (Salt Lake City), Jan. 23

At leasst they got ahead.

"Global Experts Favor Outsourcing of Jobs"--headline, Press Trust of India, Jan. 26

Is that why we are looking at colonizing Mars?

"Police Hunt Bank Robber With Chipped Tooth"--headline, WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando, Fla.), Jan. 24

Guns would be more effective.

"Indiana Man Executed for 1981 Slayings"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 27

Charles Manson has nothing on this guy!

"Husky Women Whip Arizona 91-73"--headline, KING-TV Web site (Seattle), Jan. 27

For all the bondage lovers out there?

"Man With 11-Woman Commune Had Stun-Gun?"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 27

With 11 women, a stun cannon would be more effective!

"Police Weigh Charges Against Ark. Mother"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 30

Noah has not been indicted as of yet.