Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

Published on January 23, 2006 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Study Traces 3.5 Million Jews to 4 Women"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 13

Oy! They are some busy women!

"With No Snow, Skiing and Snowmobiling Are on Hold"--headline, Herald Times (Manitowoc, Wis.), Jan. 13

But grass burns are all the rage!

"Sharks Silence Powerful Senators"--headline, San Jose Mercury News, Jan. 13

Professional Courtesy?

"Screening for Prostate Cancer May Not Reduce Men's Risk of Death"--headline, press release, Yale University, Jan. 9

Neither does screening for old age. Men still die.

"Turkey Moves to Save Poultry Industry"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 14

Now that is a real Benedict Arnold!

"Trophy-Hunting Seen as Safeguard for Lions"--headline, Star (South Africa), Jan. 17

The lions dont see being shot and stuffed as a safeguard!

"Death Would Be a First for Bali Judge"--headline, Australian, Jan. 18

Probably the last one too!

"Men Get a Bigger Kick From Revenge"--headline, MSNBC.com, Jan. 18

Men have bigger feet, duh!

Comments

on Jan 23, 2006

"Turkey Moves to Save Poultry Industry"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 14

Perhaps a dance benefit?

on Jan 23, 2006

Perhaps a dance benefit?

I see that coming and I am going to have to give you a Groan before you drop the punch line!

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