"Pope to Enter NFL Draft"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Jan. 7

Pretty athletic for a 60+ year old priest!

"Dolphins Displaced by Katrina Get New Home"--headline, MSNBC.com, Jan. 6

Guess they are trying out sympathy pains for the Saints?

"Brooklyn Suit Accuses Bank of Terror Ties"--headline, WINS-AM Web site (New York), Jan. 6

Should have stuck with the Turtle Necks and ascots!

"Turkey Now Has 15 Cases of Human Bird Flu"--headline, Associated Press, Jan. 9

And that turkey is still alive?

"Man Found Dead in Wahoo Cemetery"--headline, Omaha World-Herald, Jan. 10

I am sure if they keep digging, they wil find other dead people too.

"Most Wanted Sex Offenders"--headline, WTOL-TV Web site (Toledo, Ohio), Jan. 9

Toiledo may, but I think I will just settle for nice ladies!

"Bird Flu Spreads to Humans More Easily Than Thought"--headline, Reuters, Jan. 9

Well you know what they say about a thought penetrating some skulls!