"Skepticism Seems to Erode Europeans' Faith in Rice"--headline, New York Times, Dec. 7

Wheat and Corn still tops the list however.

"Canada Considers More Heroin Injection Sites"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Dec. 6

They have the foot and arm, what next, the butt?

"Bill to Let Woman Stay in National Park Stalls"--headline, Rocky Mountain News, Dec. 7

Clinton is such a great guy!  Maybe next, he will let them stay in rooms too!

"Court Favors Doctors in Lesbian's Suit"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, Dec. 3

Is a Lesbian suit, a seer sucker one?

"Experts Hire Expert to Help With Nevada Highway Study"--headline, Pahrump Valley Times, Dec. 7

Did they hire themselves?

"Performing Monkeys Could Spread Primate Viruses to Humans"--headline, LiveScience.com, Dec. 8

Do dont let Monkey's perform!

"Geneticists Work to Map Body Lice Genome"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 8

Doesn't that get real buggy?