Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on December 7, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Israel Will Not Accept Iran Nuclear Weapons: Sharon"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 1

I had not heard Iran Offering them any.....

"N. Korea Ready to Scrap Nuclear Plans for Better Ties: Envoy"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 2

If they would scrap Nuclear plans for ties, would they scrap Kim Jung Il for a suit?

"Ethics Panel Eyes Face Transplant Doctors"--headline, Associated Press, Dec. 1

Glad the eyes go with the face!

"Two Charged in Cutting Off Man's Ears Waive Hearing"--headline, Winston-Salem (N.C.) Journal (second item), Dec. 2

Guess so since the man cant hear now. Maybe they can do a sighting instead.

"Theologians Ask Pope to Suspend Limbo?"--headline Reuters, Nov. 30

Damn! That is the only dance I can do!

"NFL Queries Sought for Pope, Moses"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Dec. 1

Since when did the NFL go into theology?

"Panda's Wife Files Case Against Him"--headline, Press Trust of India, Dec. 1

Pandas have lawyers?

"Sunburns Less Common During Winter"--headline, Arizona Republic, Dec. 1

Check me on this, but could it be there is less sun in the winter? Just a wild ass guess!

Comments

Trudygolightly

on Dec 07, 2005

I'd want a hearing waived too if I"d just cut someone's ears off!
Who comes up with these headlines? where do papers get their writers?

and I can't dance the limbo anymore, so they can suspend it.....

Dr Guy

on Dec 07, 2005

Who comes up with these headlines? where do papers get their writers?

I guess the editors do. It is what happens when you try to put everything into a short title.

Dr Guy

on Dec 07, 2005

Here's a late one from Newsmax.com

--Give Ann Coulter for Christmas

If any of you are so generous and do give her to me, dont tell my wife!

foreverserenity

on Dec 07, 2005

"N. Korea Ready to Scrap Nuclear Plans for Better Ties: Envoy"--headline, Reuters, Dec. 2

If they would scrap Nuclear plans for ties, would they scrap Kim Jung Il for a suit?

This one really got me rolling! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Guy

on Dec 07, 2005

This one really got me rolling! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

It was my favorite as well.

MasonM

on Dec 07, 2005

"Theologians Ask Pope to Suspend Limbo?"--headline Reuters, Nov. 30

This has to be the funniest one in a while! Can the Pope actually do this? Really?

"Sunburns Less Common During Winter"--headline, Arizona Republic, Dec. 1

Imagine that!

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