"Lloyd's of London: Storms May Cause Loss"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 30

And they are just figuring this out?  No wonder they are in trouble financially!

"Gravity Played Role in New Orleans' Bridge Failure"--headline, press release, University of Missouri-Rolla, Nov. 28

Did they expect the Bridge to fall up?

"US Governor Reprieves Man Facing 1,000th Execution"--headline, Guardian (London), Nov. 30

Man has more lives than 100 cats!

"France Toughens Controls on Aliens"--healdine, Washington Times, Nov. 30

E.T. allowed one phone call only.

"Next 'Apprentice' to Be Shot in Calif."--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 29

$250k per year is not worth getting shot!

"Brazil Moves to Protect Amazon Tribe"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 30

Brazil now in Africa.

"Scientists Make Small Advances in Dating Moon"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, Nov. 29

Someone better tell the scientists that the moon is not in the dating market!