Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

Published on December 1, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Reading X-Rays in Asbestos Suits Enriched Doctor"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 29

That is kind of going overboard with the protection!

"Colts Remain Unbeaten"--headline, Miami Herald, Nov. 29

Animals 1, People 0

"Health Tip: Snowboard Safely"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 29

Here I thought the purpose was to careen wrecklessly down a mountain. Live and Learn.

"Experts Say Online Gender Test Unreliable"--headline, WAVE-TV Web site (Louisville, Ky.), Nov. 28

There is a 100% method. Go to the bathroom and do #1. If you are standing, you are male. If you are sitting, you are not.

"Sperm Donors Need More Privacy"--headline, Daily Campus (University of Connecticut), Nov. 28

Since when did it become a peep show?

"Airlines Struggle With Wheelchairs"--CNNMoney.com, Nov. 28

No wonder so many are declaring bankruptcy! If they were struggling with planes, they might be making some money! Wheelchairs dont fly!

"Helicopter to Survey City's Underground Resources"--headline, Santa Fe New Mexican, Nov. 29

I'll pass on that Helicopter ride!

Comments

on Dec 01, 2005

Hmmm, would love to see that underground helicopter. May be a good solution to traffic congestion.

on Dec 01, 2005

"Colts Remain Unbeaten"--headline, Miami Herald, Nov. 29

I'd like to beat 'em... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Where's my switch??

on Dec 02, 2005

Hmmm, would love to see that underground helicopter. May be a good solution to traffic congestion.

At least jumping out of it would not be too dangerous!

on Dec 02, 2005

I'd like to beat 'em... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Where's my switch??

If I read you right, you are a Patriots fan. Dont ya think you have enough rings? Time to pass the torch!

on Dec 03, 2005

Dont ya think you have enough rings? Time to pass the torch

Hey better watch it Doc....you are treading on Holy Ground.....HC is as hard core as they come!!!

on Dec 04, 2005

Hey better watch it Doc....you are treading on Holy Ground.....HC is as hard core as they come!!!

I tread on it a lot! I am a Raiders fan! TUCK RULE!

on Dec 04, 2005

Chargers will stomp the Raiders tonight!

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