"Rice Recipe on Gaza Border a Small Step Forward"--headline, Toronto Star, Nov. 22

Mousaka would have gone over better.

"Survey Finds Toys Dangerous to Kids"--headline, Detroit Free Press, Nov. 23

So is 75 years of breathing!  But I dont see a survey on that.

"Thanksgiving a Boom Time for US Turkey Farmers"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Nov. 23

Now I have heard everything!  Turkey Terrorist blowing up their roosts!

"Police: Prison Beef Led to Movie Shooting"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 22

Best keep the cows out of the jails then.

"Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich"--headline, WBBM-TV Web site (Chicago), Nov. 22

I have seen a Chicago Ham sandwish!  They are deadly weapons!

"Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 22

Does the Police officer get a marksman medal for it?

"Testicular Cancer Survivors Have Higher Rates of Other Cancers"--headline, American Cancer Society Web site, Nov. 21

And the non-survivors miraculously have no Cancer worries!

"Man Who Lived Here Has Human Form of Mad Cow"--headline, Houston Chronicle, Nov. 21

That will teach him to not warm his hands before foreplay!

"Health Tip: Don't Ignore an Animal Bite"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 23

I dont know about everyone, but if an animal bites me, I kind of notice it!

"Samsung Under Probe for Dumping Chips for Apple"--headline, Korea Times, Nov. 23

Investigating a company for going health conscious?  Aren't apples better for you?