Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

Published on November 28, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Superman Returns Trailer"--headline, IGN.com, Nov. 17

Super man is now a Super Thief?

"France Braces for Rail Strike"--headline, CNN.com, Nov. 20

With all the burned out cars, this means a lot of french will be walking!

"Experts: We're in Serious Financial Trouble"--Argus Leader (Sioux Falls, S.D.), Nov. 20

Guess they dont pay experts that much these days.

"Bono Says His Music Will Last 100 Years"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 21

I heard his last CD, and that was about as long as it lasted!

"U.S. Places Interim Ban on B.C. Poultry Imports"--headline, CTV Web site (Canada), Nov. 22

I would ban anything that was over 2000 years old!

"Mirrors to Banish Town's Winter Darkness"--headline, Associated Press (dateline Rattenberg, Austria), Nov. 20

Most people use lightbulbs. I hear candles can be used in a pinch too.

Comments

on Nov 28, 2005

on Nov 28, 2005

Just so you know, I really do enjoy these. Thanks, Doc.

on Nov 28, 2005

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Reply By: MasonM

I have a fan club!

on Nov 28, 2005

I have a fan club!

Was there a doubt?

on Nov 28, 2005

Was there a doubt?

As long as I can keep em laughing, I will keep posting!

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