"Downer to Meet Rice"--headline, Daily Telegraph (Australia), Nov. 16
She must be so busy, she has to schedule her blue times as well!
"Second Helping of Sheehan for Thanksgiving"--headline, Waco (Texas) Tribune-Herald, Nov. 15
Well, that proves she is a turkey!
"Car Torching a Tradition in France"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 16
An ancient tradition, started about 3 weeks ago?
"State Department Building Evacuated for Major Water Leak"--headline, WJLA-TV Web site (Washington), Nov. 15
Here comes the Newspapers demanding the Leaker to be brought to Justice!
"San Francisco Passes Sweeping Dog Laws"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 15
Great Idea! Make those dogs work for their food! Probably not good for the poor of the city though.
"By Larry Fine"--byline, Reuters, Nov. 16
Who is the editor, Moe?
"Experts Say Fresh Foods Still Available in Winter"--headline, KOCO-TV Web site (Oklahoma City), Nov. 16
And I always thought those vegetables at the store were plastic!
"A Troubled Outlook for Parasites"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 15
The NY Times is now championing leeches?