"France Takes New Steps to Fight Global Warming"--headline, Reuters, Nov. 15

I understand that cars are a cause of global warming, but burning them seems to defeat the purpose.

"U.S. Attorney General Condemns Torture at Sydney Press Conference"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 14

Them Aussies can be mean!

"Retail Sales Outside of Autos Post Gains"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 15

Inside of Autos, people are too busy Driving.

"Sauerkraut Could Fight Bird Flu, Say Scientists"--headline, Sunday Telegraph (London), Nov. 13

The smell probably kills it!

"Health Tip: Don't Overuse Laxatives"--headline, HealthDayNews, Nov. 15

Well, at least you wont be full of poop!