Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on November 16, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"A Year Later, Arafat Mourners Are Subdued"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 11

And Francisco Franco is still dead.

"When Experts Need Experts"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 10

Followup: When novices need novices.

"CDC: More Flu Vaccine Should Ease Shortage"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10

And all the while I thought that more vaccine caused the shortage! Gorrrllleeeee!

"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--headline, Wired News, Nov. 14

WHo wants 30 year old oatmeal? Blecch!

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"--headline, WISN-TV Web site (Milwaukee), Nov. 14

I thought courts were supposed to guard against child porn, not film it!

"Wagner Is Top Priority for Mets and Phillies"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 11

The way the Mets are playing, they might as well do Opera!

Comments

foreverserenity

on Nov 16, 2005

"When Experts Need Experts"--headline, New York Times, Nov. 10

Followup: When novices need novices.

"CDC: More Flu Vaccine Should Ease Shortage"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 10

And all the while I thought that more vaccine caused the shortage! Gorrrllleeeee!

"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--headline, Wired News, Nov. 14

WHo wants 30 year old oatmeal? Blecch!

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"--headline, WISN-TV Web site (Milwaukee), Nov. 14

I thought courts were supposed to guard against child porn, not film it!"

singrdave

on Nov 16, 2005

"Man Accused of Watching Child Porn Being Filmed in Court Today"

Good lighting and acoustics in a courtroom.

Dr Guy

on Nov 16, 2005

These were funny on their own! Editors got to graduate past the 6th grade!

Dr Guy

on Nov 16, 2005

Good lighting and acoustics in a courtroom.

That Explains it! Now what is underneath those judges robes?

MasonM

on Nov 16, 2005

Dr Guy

on Nov 17, 2005

Reply By: MasonM

Thank you sir!

uDigItTheMost

on Nov 18, 2005

I liked the court one the best.

Judges Gone Wild?

--"Seventies Oatmeal Still Tastes OK"--

I would never try that diet, but again I like going against the grain.

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