Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on November 8, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

" 'Belligerent Drunk Man' Gets Into Fight"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 2

Don't all beligerent drunks do that? Otherwise they are not beligerent!

"Falling Gas Prices Likely to Go Lower"--headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Nov. 4

Shazaam! I thought falling meant they were going higher! Well, Gorrrllleee!

"Voters to Decide Election Races"--headline, Bernardsville (N.J.) News, Nov. 2

Damn! And just when I had my money on electonic voting machines!

"Expert: Flu Outbreak Could Be Deadly or Mild"--headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, Nov. 4

Expert: Flu outbreak could happen or not.

"Crow to Play Thanksgiving at Halftime of NFL Game"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3

The Turkey had a previous engagement.

Comments

on Nov 08, 2005

"Expert: Flu Outbreak Could Be Deadly or Mild"--headline, Rapid City (S.D.) Journal, Nov. 4

Deadly or mild. What's the alternative?

... was that your point?

on Nov 08, 2005

Deadly or mild. What's the alternative? ... was that your point?

Mild, Medium, Hot, TMI, 911 or Ouch?

on Nov 08, 2005

Bartolo Colon Wins American League Cy Young Award - Foxnews, November 8, 2005

Why only his colon? wasn't he good enough for the rest of him to win as well?

on Nov 08, 2005

"Crow to Play Thanksgiving at Halftime of NFL Game"--headline, Associated Press, Nov. 3

I don't get it... is it a band named Crow? Color me dense.

on Nov 09, 2005

I don't get it... is it a band named Crow? Color me dense.

Sheryl Crow.

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