Debate, and discuss, just dont Bore me.
Catholic = Universal
Published on November 4, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

Yesterday, I told Tova7 that while she may not believe all Catholic Doctrine, we would still assimilate her!

Today we are one step closer!  For when Samuel Alito is confirmed to the SCOTUS, that will mean a majority of Justices will be Catholics!

Yes, for Catholic means Universal, so our BIG Tent is bigger than either the democrats or republicans (and includes both I might add)!  You cannot escape us!  Resistance is futile!  You will become one with the Borg - err, ummm Catholics!

As for the Jews, you need not worry!  You are already honorary members.  That is for allowing us to worship in your temples many many moons ago!

Resistance is Futile!


Comments (Page 2)
2 Pages1 2 
on Nov 05, 2005
OT: Esther? Sorry, I dont follow the paparazzi. I am too busy assimilating!


Yes Old Test Esther. Madonna is called Esther now. She has converted to Jewish Cabbala (sp?) I guess its more mysticism than anything and some Jews don't claim it at all. MM probably knows more about it than I do.

Anyway, she is Jewish now, I guess. Though I don't know if she observes feasts, or holy days. Hmmmmm.

But maybe you can RE-assimilate her...

Have you ever broken it down.....ASS-I'M-LATE!
on Nov 06, 2005

But maybe you can RE-assimilate her...

Have you ever broken it down.....ASS-I'M-LATE!

I dont want to assimilate her!  Let Moderateman deal with her now!

And no, until you did, I had not broken it down!

2 Pages1 2