You will be Assimilated!

Catholic = Universal

Published on November 4, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

Yesterday, I told Tova7 that while she may not believe all Catholic Doctrine, we would still assimilate her!

Today we are one step closer! For when Samuel Alito is confirmed to the SCOTUS, that will mean a majority of Justices will be Catholics!

Yes, for Catholic means Universal, so our BIG Tent is bigger than either the democrats or republicans (and includes both I might add)! You cannot escape us! Resistance is futile! You will become one with the Borg - err, ummm Catholics!

As for the Jews, you need not worry! You are already honorary members. That is for allowing us to worship in your temples many many moons ago!

Resistance is Futile!

Comments (Page 1)

foreverserenity

on Nov 04, 2005

In your dreams Borg...er...Doc! I will not be assimilated...searching for weapon to disconnect Doc from chamber.....Beam me up......run for your lives....the sky is falling....Make me stop.......

Dr Guy

on Nov 04, 2005

In your dreams Borg...er...Doc! I will not be assimilated...searching for weapon to disconnect Doc from chamber.....Beam me up......run for your lives....the sky is falling....Make me stop.......

Locutus cannot be stopped! Mwuhahahaha

MasonM

on Nov 04, 2005

I was rasied Catholic and escaped, errr, I mean converted.

Moderateman

on Nov 04, 2005

I am now a member of a new church:

The church of what's happening now, it's an offshoot of the church of the sisters of the immaculate orgasms.

ParaTed2k

on Nov 04, 2005

I won't eat a wafer! No sprinkles for this head! No, I won't do it! I don't even own a cross. ;~D

Tova7

on Nov 04, 2005

NEVER!

Unless I got to

can't really think of anything...compared to Baptist, Catholics get to do EVERYTHING.....buwhahaha.

Singin and dancin, and drinkin and playing Bingo.....hmmmm....maybe.......

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

I was rasied Catholic and escaped, errr, I mean converted.

Actually, and I dont agree with Catholics on this, but since you were born that way, they still count you. Guess there is no escaping the Borg!

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

won't eat a wafer! No sprinkles for this head! No, I won't do it! I don't even own a cross. ;

Resistance is Futile! We will slip you a wafer in your next cold tablet!

And what do you think rain is?

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

The church of what's happening now, it's an offshoot of the church of the sisters of the immaculate orgasms.

We are sneaky, aint we?

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

Singin and dancin, and drinkin and playing Bingo.....hmmmm....maybe.......

And you thought Bingo was an innocent game. Hehehehehehe (evil laugh there)

MasonM

on Nov 05, 2005

Actually, and I dont agree with Catholics on this, but since you were born that way, they still count you. Guess there is no escaping the Borg!

LOL yeah. They say once a Catholic, always a Catholic (kinda like the mafia). I consider myself a nondenominational Christian, but I suppose in reality I'm a nonpracticing Catholic. (I still own a Rosary)

Trudygolightly

on Nov 05, 2005

I'm to be allowed an escape from this madness since my older sister turned Catholic back in 59

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

I'm a nonpracticing Catholic. (I still own a Rosary)

See? We got you! hehehehehe (louie Depalma laugh there).

Tova7

on Nov 05, 2005

Madonna was Catholic....or should I call her Esther now?

Dr Guy

on Nov 05, 2005

Madonna was Catholic....or should I call her Esther now?

OT: Esther? Sorry, I dont follow the paparazzi. I am too busy assimilating!

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