"Rice in Asia"--headline, Washington Times editorial, Oct. 20

And sand in the Middle east.  So why is that news?

"Experts Agree Breathing Duck Waste Hazardous"--headline, St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times, Oct. 19

Eating it is not too healthy either!

"Washing Hands Could Prevent Spread of Avian Flu"--headline, All Headline News, Oct. 19

Birds have hands?  Since when?

"Australian Study Finds Alcohol Linked to Croc Attacks"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 19

That is why there is a sign that says "Don't Imbibe the Crocodiles!".

"Man Stops Carjacking With Hot Coffee"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 20

Car Jacker would not leave until the coffee was heated.

"Hillary's Chest Gets Bigger as '08 Gets Closer"--headline, New York Observer, Oct. 24 issue

Is someone dipping into the silicon?????

"Hurricane Wilma Roars Toward Cancun, Fla."--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 20

Now that was a bad Hurricane if it relocated an entire city across the Gulf Of Mexico!