Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on October 21, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Guest Columnist: Adopt the Homeless, and Spay or Neuter Them"--headline, Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune, Oct. 18, 2005

A different way to solve the homeless problem?

"LAX Plans for Bird Flu Quarantines"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Oct. 18

Given how it is spreading, wouldn't strict plans be better?

"Indiana Jail Running Out of Toilet Paper"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 18

Warden's house has Surplus.

"Health Tip: Don't Leave Your Infant Alone"--headline, HealthDayNews, Oct. 17

Leave them a inheritance instead?

"Fire in a Derelict Glasgow Building; Not Many Lawyers Affected"--headline, Scotsman, Oct. 18

Damn! Missed them again.

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