Daily Dose Of Weird and

Whacky Headlines

Published on October 18, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Radiocarbon Dates Reveal That New Guinea Art Is Older Than Thought"--headline, University of Arizona press release, Oct. 12

I have heard of pre-historic, but pre-thought?

"Attorney: Caged Kids Getting Bad Treatment in Foster Care"--headline, FoxNews.com, Oct. 12

I guess the dog house is out these days?

Now a 2-fer

"Experts Say Fishing's No Menace to Wild Salmon"--headline, Daily News (Longview, Wash.), Oct. 12

"Lawmakers: Fishing Hurts Salmon"--headline, Bellingham (Wash.) Herald, Oct. 12

Tough Decision. Who to believe, experts or Lawmakers. The Salmon had no comment.

"Sea Farmers Struggle to Save Kelp From Predatory Urchins"--headline, Chicago Tribune, Oct. 14

First graphitti, now kelp! How to keep those kids on the straight and narrow!

"Judge Can't Run While on Bench"--headline, San Antonio Express-News, Oct. 13

That is why they have bench pressing, duh!

"Big Stars Are Born Near Milky Way's Black Hole"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 13

So that is where Barbra Streisand is from.......

Comments

Zoologist03

on Oct 18, 2005

"Big Stars Are Born Near Milky Way's Black Hole"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 13

So that is where Barbra Streisand is from.......

...that's great.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Oct 18, 2005

...that's great.

Well, everyone is from somewhere.

HC1240

on Oct 18, 2005

"Radiocarbon Dates Reveal That New Guinea Art Is Older Than Thought"--headline, University of Arizona press release, Oct. 12

I have heard of pre-historic, but pre-thought?

Who knew that radiocarbon had any interest in relationships, much less gallery shows. How fruity!

"Judge Can't Run While on Bench"--headline, San Antonio Express-News, Oct. 13

Well of course he can't. He's just a warmer... the first string players are the ones running!

Dr Guy

on Oct 18, 2005

Well of course he can't. He's just a warmer... the first string players are the ones running!

*Groan*!

Now you are out doing me! I get no respect!

HC1240

on Oct 18, 2005

Now you are out doing me! I get no respect!

Aaaaaaaaaah... but we love you!

Dr Guy

on Oct 18, 2005

Aaaaaaaaaah... but we love you!

Then keep sending the pictures! With the drought down here, it will be a bust. And (dont tell anyone), I really do love fall!

foreverserenity

on Oct 20, 2005

""Experts Say Fishing's No Menace to Wild Salmon"--headline, Daily News (Longview, Wash.), Oct. 12

"Lawmakers: Fishing Hurts Salmon"--headline, Bellingham (Wash.) Herald, Oct. 12

Tough Decision. Who to believe, experts or Lawmakers. The Salmon had no comment."

Dr Guy

on Oct 20, 2005

Reply By: foreverserenity

My Response would have been "Grilled or Poached?"

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 21, 2005

--"Radiocarbon Dates Reveal That New Guinea Art Is Older Than Thought"--

The art critic was right. New Guinea Art IS thoughtless.

--""Experts Say Fishing's No Menace to Wild Salmon"--headline, Daily News (Longview, Wash.), Oct. 12

"Lawmakers: Fishing Hurts Salmon"--headline, Bellingham (Wash.) Herald, Oct. 12

Tough Decision. Who to believe, experts or Lawmakers. The Salmon had no comment."--

It is a tough decision. The salmon finally commented. He said,"It's like swimming upstream".

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