"Clinton Inducted Into Women's Hall of Fame"--headline, CNN.com, Oct. 9

Bill's a woman?

"Experts Worry More Rain Could Cause More Flooding"--headline, Union Leader (Manchester, N.H.), Oct. 10

Not so brights worry about the same thing.

"Porter Goss Makes Changes, Waves at CIA"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 8

He is making female seamen?

"Rice Gets U.S. Use of Kyrgyzstan Air Base"--headline, Washington Post, Oct. 11

Beads 40 years ago in Manhattan, and now rice in Kyrgyzstan.  Damn Americans are cheap!

"Allegations of Vikings Sexual Misconduct Aboard Boats"--headline, Star Tribune (Minneapolis), Oct. 11

Lief Erickson is said to be mad he was not invited!

"Survey Shows Most in Nation Don't Care About Iowa"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 11

Most in nation have never been to Iowa, either.

"Limo Wins Chicago Marathon"--headline, News24.com (South Africa), Oct. 10

They have a car marathon now?????