England to France:

Anything you can do we can do better!

Published on October 7, 2005 By Dr Guy In Current Events

Yep! After beating France out for the 2012 Olympics, England is going back to an 'in your face' episode with France.

Long known as the world's greatest lovers (in their own mind), England is going to open a Sex Theme park! (Minny does Mickey and Goofy). But this is not going to be an S&M or voyeur type of theme park. Nope.

due to open next spring, will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems.

In other words, after stealing the Olympics, now England is going to teach you how to be better lovers! Sacre Bleu!

I guess this will forever put to rest the stereotype of "The Prim and Proper Englishman".

Comments

Furry Canary

on Oct 07, 2005

So, it's not just stiff upper lip any more!

bakerstreet

on Oct 07, 2005

Ugh. Why must we constantly be beaten around the head and shoulders with other people's private parts? Let France have it. England has always had the distinction of being a reserved culture with some tact and grace.

If they go down this road they'll just end up being France with even worse food...

Dr Guy

on Oct 07, 2005

So, it's not just stiff upper lip any more!

That aint what is stiff here!

Dr Guy

on Oct 07, 2005

If they go down this road they'll just end up being France with even worse food...

nah! They do have victories!

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