"Justice Roberts Takes Supreme Court Bench"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 3

John, you are supposed to SIT on it, not take it home!

"A Battle to Rebuild Looms in New Orleans"--headline, Boston Globe, Oct. 2

Why worry about Carpets?  Try the buildings before you start thikning of the furnishings.

"Nixon Alleges Price Gouging by Gas Stations"--headline, St. Louis Business Journal, Sept. 28

A voice from the grave!

"Health Tip: Rats Can Be a Health Hazard"--headline, HealthDayNews, Sept. 30

So eat Rabbit!  Delicious and nutritious and tastes just like chicken!

"Official: Babies Do Best With Mother"--headline, Observer (London), Oct. 2

There goes the Test tube theory.