Daily Dose of Whacky and Weird Headlines

Published on October 4, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Fresh Approach Urged by Toilet Experts"--headline, Guardian (London), Sept. 26

Glade would not hurt at all

"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--headline, Korea Times, Sept. 25

Where so I sign up?

"Singapore: Bull Semen Improved China Ties"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 27

I think I will go with the drier ties.

"Compulsive Shopping Carries a Heavy Price"--headline, HealthDay, Sept. 29

Must have been written by a husband.

"Arctic Ice Melts Faster as It Gets Warmer"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 28

Gorrllleeeee! And I thought it was Freezing faster!

Comments

foreverserenity

on Oct 04, 2005

! Especially the Sex workers headline!

Dr Guy

on Oct 04, 2005

Especially the Sex workers headline!

I tried googling the enlistment site, but google failed me this time!

Zoologist03

on Oct 04, 2005

Where so I sign up?

If you find out, sign me up too!

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Oct 04, 2005

If you find out, sign me up too!

Look for the article!

dynamaso

on Oct 05, 2005

You know what? Your posts of this nature continually remind me of the fact that, no matter how vivid one's imagination, truth REALLY is stranger than fiction.

Thanks again for the laughs...

Cheers,

Maso

uDigItTheMost

on Oct 05, 2005

Funny as usual, Doc

my first one is cause I know you like bad puns.

--"Fresh Approach Urged by Toilet Experts"--

They should call toilet experts "prostitutes" since they know johns so well.

--"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--

I thought most sex workers got paid to form unions nightly.

--"Singapore: Bull Semen Improved China Ties"--

Women prefer pearl necklaces.

--"Compulsive Shopping Carries a Heavy Price"--

But a lighter wallet.

Dr Guy

on Oct 05, 2005

no matter how vivid one's imagination, truth REALLY is stranger than fiction.

To be good, fiction has to be plausible. Truth stands on its own, no matter how implausible.

Dr Guy

on Oct 05, 2005

--"Sex Workers Seek to Form Union"--

I thought most sex workers got paid to form unions nightly.

I like that one the best!

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