Daily dose of Weird and Whacky

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Published on October 3, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Mysterious 'Ball of Fire' Seen in Fla. Skies"--headline, WKMG-TV Web site (Orlando), Sept. 21

Some people call that the sun.

"Sturgeon Stocks Are in Decline Around World, Survey Reports"--headline, New York Times, Sept. 22

Exocoetidae stocks are flying tho.

"Deal Is Reached to Put Toilets on City Streets"--headline, New York Times, Sept. 22

Is this an example of Squatters rights?

" 'Light' Smokers Face Tripled Risk of Heart Disease and Cancer"--headline, Scotsman, Sept. 22

If you are going to smoke, might as well go all out then!

"Hooters' Secret: More Than Just Pretty Faces"--headline, Boston Herald, Sept. 21

Both of them?

"Garbage Has No Plans to Split Up"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 22

Is this what is known as non-bio-degradeable?

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