"Deer on Birth Control Still Getting Pregnant"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 18

Funny, that happened to my deer as well.

"Many Churches Heed Bush's Call to Prayer"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 16

That is news?  Maybe they were expecting only Atheists to heed the call?

"Some New Orleans Schools to Open on West Bank"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 17

Trading a Hurricane for Suicide Bombers?

" 'Second Disaster' May Follow Katrina: Doctors"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 18

What was the first disaster? Lawyers?

"Beavers' Goals Begin With Stopping Bush"--headline, Oregonian, Sept. 17

Someone just stepped off the Politically correct Gender train!

"Bad Marriage May Be Bad for Both Men and Women"--headline, WebMD.com, Sept. 16

Noooo!  You dont say!  I thought it was only bad for men!

"Officials at All Levels Butt Heads Over Hurricane Relief Operations"--headline, Washington Times, Sept. 20

That explains the problems with the relief.  If they had stopped acting like rutting goats, maybe things would have gone smoother.

"Boxer Remains Critical With Brain Injury"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 19

That explains Barbara's recent statements.

"Coffin Nailed for Fraud but Avoids Jail"--headline, Ottawa Sun, Sept. 20

What?  It was really an Crematory Urn?