Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Ah, I missed the laughs

Published on September 29, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14

Lucky him, or he would have been inelligible for the office!

"Terror Leader in Iraq Declares War on Tape"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 14

Glue and velcro not included.

"Md. Lawmakers Bothered by High Gas"--headline, WTOP-AM Web site (Washington), Sept. 13

Tums should do the trick.

"New Police Chief Selected for Loving"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 13

Did the Hookers pick him?

And now for a case of life imitating Humor.......

"F--- Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"--headline, article "by" Gilette CEO James M. Kitts, Onion, Feb. 18, 2004

"Gilette Unveils 5-Bladed Razor"--headline, CNN/Money, Sept. 14, 2005

(The Onion is a Satire Web Site - Except when they are prescient!)

Comments

Gideon MacLeish

on Sep 29, 2005

methinks the Onion should sue gillette for stealing their idea!

Dr Guy

on Sep 29, 2005

methinks the Onion should sue gillette for stealing their idea!

Nah! Gillette just made them a legitimate news source!

uDigItTheMost

on Sep 30, 2005

--"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--

Dodge? I thought a Va. Candidate would drive a Cavalier.

--"Terror Leader in Iraq Declares War on Tape"--

Just say no!

--"Md. Lawmakers Bothered by High Gas"--

And here I thought that smell was from what they were talking.

--"New Police Chief Selected for Loving"--

I hope it's in New Orleans, Nagin needs some.

Dr Guy

on Sep 30, 2005

--"Va. Governor Candidate Dodges Abortion"--

Dodge? I thought a Va. Candidate would drive a Cavalier.

*Groan*

hey! half the state are Hokies! Dont ask what a Hokie is. I dont think anyone knows!

MasonM

on Oct 02, 2005

Chaos Manager

on Oct 02, 2005

Dont ask what a Hokie is. I dont think anyone knows!

Think about what the VA Tech mascot is ...

It's a turkey.

I've had it beaten into my head (hang around w/ too many Techies, including extended family) that a Hokie is a male turkey.

"Rydell High! Beat the Cavaliers!"

Dr Guy

on Oct 12, 2005

Reply By: MasonMPosted: Sunday, October 02, 2005

A fan is born!

Dr Guy

on Oct 12, 2005

Hokie is a male turkey.

That I did not know!

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