Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

Published on September 14, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Suit Would Protect Woodpecker Habitat"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 9

Must be made of kevlar!

"Bronze-Age Boat Sailors Are Rescued"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 9

Those are some OLD salts!

"Soldier Not Killed in Action; Kin Not Told"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 10

Dear Mom. I am not dead. Love Son.

"Senate Moves to Limit Sale of Cold Medicine"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 9

Only luke warm medicine to be sold.

"Turkey Nabs Man in Possible Death Plot"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12

Turkey vows "No thanksgiving this year!".

Comments

on Sep 15, 2005

Good ones, Doc.

I liked the medicine and Thanksgiving ones.

on Sep 15, 2005

I concur, good ones, Doc.

on Sep 15, 2005

on Sep 15, 2005

Turkey vows "No thanksgiving this year!".

on Sep 28, 2005

liked the medicine and Thanksgiving ones.

Yea, that Turkey one was just waiting for a punch line!

on Sep 28, 2005

I concur, good ones, Doc.

Late to my thanks, but thank you!

on Sep 28, 2005

Reply By: foreverserenity

A smile a day will keep the turkeys away - except on thanksgiving.

on Sep 28, 2005

Reply By: Manopeace

Just remember. Give a turkey a badge and he rolls all over you!

Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:

Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums.
Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
It's simple, and FREE!