"Theory: Mad Cow May Have Come From Humans"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 1

Is this the Darwin theory of reverse evolution?

"Researchers: Chimp Is Man's Closest Living Relative"--headline, Seattle Times, Sept. 1

And here I thought it was my sister........

"Chief Justice Last Died in Office in 1953"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 4

I thought you only got one life?  Guess Rehnquist had several.

"Roberts Follows Rehnquist's Path"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 4

Let's hope he gets out of the casket before they bury it.

"178 Canadians Safe After Katrina"--headline, Canadian Press, Sept. 7

The other 33 million are still missing.

"Disaster Price Tag for Katrina Balloons"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

Another example of price gouging?

"S.L. Police Seeking Armed Home Invaders"--headline, Deseret News (Salt Lake City), Sept. 6

What?  Salt Lake City police have enough to do?  Now they have to import criminals?

"Grass Hailed as Potential Source of Clean Energy"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 7

It wont get you far, but you wont care either.

"Schwarzenegger to Decide on Gay Marriage"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 7

And here I thought he was happy with Maria Shriver.