Daily Dose of Weird And Whacky Headlines

Published on September 1, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Near the President's Ranch, Protests Expand in the Heat"--headline, Washington Post, Aug. 28

The Law of thermodynamics will not be denied!

"Iranian Daredevil Dies in Motorcycle Stunt"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 27

Must have been Ali Bin Evel

"Airbus Superjumbo Maiden Flight in Germany Draws 150,000"--headline, Agence France-Presse, Aug. 27

Must be a real SUPERJUMBO Jet!

"Franco Says His Faith Keeps Him Going Strong"--headline, Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, Aug. 26

This just in. Francisco Franco's condition is stable. He is still dead!

"Starving Won't Make People Live Longer-Researchers"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 28

Shazaam! Who would have thunk that.

"Lundberg Survey: Gas Prices Could Rise Again"--headline, FoxNews.com, Aug. 28

DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

"Man Walks Off Without Paying For Prosthetic Leg"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 26

Guess the leg works.

Comments

on Sep 01, 2005

on Sep 01, 2005

The first one is really ironic, but the second one? I think he should go into another line of work!

on Sep 01, 2005

the second one? I think he should go into another line of work!

Like proctology?

on Sep 01, 2005

Like proctology?

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