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Published on August 25, 2005 By Dr Guy In Humor

"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 17

Han Solo's favorite hangout.

"The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."--BBC Web site, Aug. 15

Glad it was not a half gallon!

"Autopsies Show Some on Jet Were Alive Before Crash"--headline, Los Angeles Times, Aug. 16

Common sense says all were alive before the crash. The plane was not carrying coffins.

"Bacterial Contamination of Jacks Fork Prompts Concerns"--headline, Columbia (Mo.) Daily Tribune, Aug. 15

Jack to use spoon instead.

"French Countryside Hit by a Massive Invasion of Frogs"--headline, Independent (London), Aug. 21

French Premier: It is better to Surrrender than Fight it.

"Police Call Body in Harbor Suspicious"--headline, San Francisco Chronicle, Aug. 19

I wonder why? Every harbor should have floating bodies around. It attracts fish.

"Disease Causes Eyelids to Close and Not Reopen"--headline, KSL-TV Web site (Salt Lake City), Aug. 19

I thought they called that 'Death'?

"Ireland Closed This Week"--headline, WNDU-TV Web site (South Bend, Ind.), Aug. 21

Must be since ShadesofGrey left! What a gal!

"Amazon.com Starts Selling Digital 'Shorts' "--headline, Associated Press, Aug. 20

No, thanks. I will stick with cotton. Digital chafes my butt something fierce!

Comments

uDigItTheMost

on Aug 26, 2005

--"Study Details Bar at Center of Milky Way"--

There's a tavern in the middle of the milk-chocolate? No wonder they call it a candy BAR.

--"The number of alcohol-related deaths has increased by nearly a fifth in four years, figures show."--

But bathtub-related deaths are slipping.

--"Bacterial Contamination of Jacks Fork Prompts Concerns"--

And strangely the fork smells like Jill. I wonder what they been doing up the hill.

--"French Countryside Hit by a Massive Invasion of Frogs"--

They only need snails to invade and chefs will be in paradis.

--"Police Call Body in Harbor Suspicious"--

Usually they call them John Doe.

--"Disease Causes Eyelids to Close and Not Reopen"--

I heard the cure is a real eye opener.

--"Ireland Closed This Week"--

That's how they got the frogs to go to France.

--"Amazon.com Starts Selling Digital 'Shorts' "--

I tried to buy a pair but didn't have the right numbers.

Dr Guy

on Sep 01, 2005

Reply By: uDigItTheMost

ok, your Bathtub one was a real *Groan*, but I loved the rest, Especially the Eye opener!

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